Kids say and do the funniest things! Nothing makes you smile more than a hilarious anecdote from a little one! Submit your laugh out loud one-liner or comment from your child and we will post it on our Giggle-Wall for others to enjoy!
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and was not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was very itchy. The teacher told him to go to the office and call his Mother and ask what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did" he said, "and she told me if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school!"
What the boys say:
"Mom, when you pay me for feeding the dogs, I don't want coins I want paper money, the real kind."
Brady, 5
"Why doesn't Daddy wear Diego pull-ups"?
Tyce, 4
"Mommy, where are your eyebrows today?" Jared, 6
"Why do girls pee out of their butts"?
Cash, 3
What the girls say:
Dear Tooth Fairy,
I lost my tooth at gymnastics. Please accept this picture I drew of my tooth.
Emilie, 7
"Mommy, did you know when you swallow your food it goes down your asparagus.....oh wait, that's not right, it's the esophagus! I can't remember how to spell that!"
Lilly, 4
"Daddy, when Mommy wipes your butt does she use wipes or toilet paper"?
